So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
New tattoo idea
“To pepromenon phugein adunaton.”
Greek for “It’s impossible to escape from what is destined.”
If you have to be single and you have to be bitter and you also have to be without family for the holidays, Manhattan is the only place to be. And praise Jesus for the Jews, the Chinese, and the alcoholics. If it weren’t for them, I wouldn’t be able to have sex, eat, or forget all the people I’d had sex with. As I turned onto Twelfth Street I thought, But that’s what’s so great about New York. All these people exist here and they don’t give a shot about Christmas either.
Augusten Burroughs, You Better Not Cry
This is for my roommate….i watched the episode and I remembered DC and it made me sad to be a boring old lady at our age
Mark Twain lives and he is my waiter
Halloween costume …. School apropriate hippie…my students liked it
JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD!
When I had 6 puppies, I felt like this
(Source: t4ndis)
Vampire weekend!!!
So heartbreaking
(Source: thisiswhatyoustandfor)
From "Freedom" by Jonathan Franzen
Walter: It must be very strange to be you.
Richard: I have no other way of being to compare it to.
