So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.

 

New tattoo idea

“To pepromenon phugein adunaton.”

Greek for “It’s impossible to escape from what is destined.”

If you have to be single and you have to be bitter and you also have to be without family for the holidays, Manhattan is the only place to be. And praise Jesus for the Jews, the Chinese, and the alcoholics. If it weren’t for them, I wouldn’t be able to have sex, eat, or forget all the people I’d had sex with. As I turned onto Twelfth Street I thought, But that’s what’s so great about New York. All these people exist here and they don’t give a shot about Christmas either.

Augusten Burroughs, You Better Not Cry

This is for my roommate….i watched the episode and I remembered DC and it made me sad to be a boring old lady at our age

Mark Twain lives and he is my waiter

Halloween costume …. School apropriate hippie…my students liked it

Halloween costume …. School apropriate hippie…my students liked it

From "Freedom" by Jonathan Franzen

Walter: It must be very strange to be you.

Richard: I have no other way of being to compare it to.

Bf on his phone instead of talking to me…<3

Bf on his phone instead of talking to me…<3